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Definitions by Tom Swift

captain teabag 

A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.
Man, Did you see Woodrow give that guy a flying teabag?
captain teabag by Tom Swift April 7, 2005
The fiery, burning sensation in the anus during defecation due to the consumption of extraordinarily spicy cuisine.
While he somehow managed to avoid throwing up the shot of Vodka with a drop of Mad Dog Inferno hot sauce, the following morning he suffered a blistering bout of red eye.
red eye by Tom Swift July 14, 2004
One who has a sick obsession with wordlervyword, i.e. he tries to punch men in the genitals at every possible chance.
Better watch the wordfamily jewelsword around that one - he's a certifiable lervert.
lervert by Tom Swift October 17, 2003
n. A punch to the testicles.
v. To punch someone in the testicles
Just when we had him beat, that piece of shit had the nerve to lervy Joe.
lervy by Tom Swift October 8, 2003