Definitions by Tom Swift
captain teabag
A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.
captain teabag by Tom Swift April 7, 2005
red eye
The fiery, burning sensation in the anus during defecation due to the consumption of extraordinarily spicy cuisine.
While he somehow managed to avoid throwing up the shot of Vodka with a drop of Mad Dog Inferno hot sauce, the following morning he suffered a blistering bout of red eye.