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Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.
An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.
by Tom I. January 25, 2007
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A phrase meaning to jack off while nobody is in your house and you are bored. If one is to "man the fort" then all of your visitors must leave your house immeadiately or they will be forced to watch you jack off into your own hand by using the internet as your material. One may be a true masturbater if 1. he can jack off without any material other than his state of mind. and 2. if he can jack off without the use of his hands
Yo Gordo! I'm going to man the fort right after I finish typing this senten... ahh that was good.
by Tom I. August 20, 2006
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