2 definitions by Tom Birch

goatpig

a rather violent game invented by me & brother. Involves covering yourself in your duvet, and getting your opponent to smack you with a pillow until you submit. You then swap over and whoever lasts the longest, wins. There are other versions of goatpig which include 1-on-1.

Rules:
be violent!
abuse eachother!
try and survive the longest as the goatpig!

by Tom Birch August 6, 2007

Birchy

1. The Legend Killer
2. A superior Paladin of the light
3. A wrestling god
4. King of all the world

Birchy is super duper cool

by Tom Birch December 8, 2005