538 definitions by Tom

fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware

The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!

by Tom April 4, 2003

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

by Tom June 6, 2004

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by Tom November 18, 2004

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005