4 definitions by ToiletSoldiers
Once when Joe was 13, he went to give his mother an innocent kiss goodbye and accidentally slipped her the tongue. He totally dabloon’d her.
by ToiletSoldiers December 19, 2020
Once when Joe was 13, he went to give his mother an innocent kiss goodbye and accidentally slipped he the tongue. Totally Dabloon’d her. Coincidentally, it was his first real kiss.
by ToiletSoldiers December 19, 2020
Picking up a butterface at a house party but being embarrassed to be seen by by your buddies, so you take her outside on the downlow to bang her in your car only to too late realize that she was on her period and bled all over the interior of your Nissan Maxima... thus earning your new car it’s Red Wings
No way I am calling Shot Gun in Jo’s car. It just recently earned it’s Nissan Maxima Red Wings. Couldn’t Shout that out if you tried..
by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020
The end result of tricking unsuspecting people into clicking on an innocuous link in one of your text threads, only to be bombarded with images of an incredibly endowed naked dude sitting on a bed. This image can be manipulated continuously and photoshopped into all different historical scenes and positions thus leading to endless fun and embarrassment.
I clinked on a link that indicated that Tom Brady was signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but instead, I was the victim of a well designed Wardy Bomb.
by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020