1 definition by Toe Blaster God

The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.
Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!
by Toe Blaster God December 3, 2013
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