Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH October 20, 2008

Gormball

Where someone looks gormless or completely vacant. Used in the Sheffield/South Yorkshire area.

Guy #1: Mate i really don't like that photo of me.
Guy #2: Why not?
Guy #1: I look like a frickin gormball.

by Toddeh August 10, 2012