2 definitions by Toadface

klunge

An alternate when you can't say fuck or hell because there are children or Christians nearby.

"What the klunge was that?!"

by Toadface August 9, 2003

Spurp

To spill a drink, but only slightly, especially an alcoholic beverage. The Perfect Spurp is one sudden and small dollop of roughly 5 drams. Lifted from Bill Cosby's "Himself."

Let us spurp to Hesselbania!

by Toadface August 9, 2003