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2 definitions by Toadface

 
1.
To spill a drink, but only slightly, especially an alcoholic beverage. The Perfect Spurp is one sudden and small dollop of roughly 5 drams. Lifted from Bill Cosby's "Himself."
Let us spurp to Hesselbania!
by Toadface August 08, 2003
 
2.
An alternate when you can't say fuck or hell because there are children or Christians nearby.
"What the klunge was that?!"
by Toadface August 08, 2003