Definitions by Toadface

klunge 

An alternate when you can't say fuck or hell because there are children or Christians nearby.

"What the klunge was that?!"

klunge by Toadface August 8, 2003

Spurp 

To spill a drink, but only slightly, especially an alcoholic beverage. The Perfect Spurp is one sudden and small dollop of roughly 5 drams. Lifted from Bill Cosby's "Himself."

Let us spurp to Hesselbania!

Spurp by Toadface August 8, 2003