Tittsmcgee's definitions
When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.
Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.
by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

Jamie doesn't remember what happened last night after work, but is pretty sure she got bukosbied because she woke up with dried cum on her face and several empty pudding cups in her bed.
by Tittsmcgee July 6, 2017

When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.
Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.
by Tittsmcgee August 4, 2018

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
