Tittsmcgee's definitions

alpaca hoof

The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017

milmb

Mom I'd like to motor boat.

Dude, your mom has a sick rack. I'd like to motor boat the shit out of those titties. She's a total milmb!!

by Tittsmcgee June 8, 2017

midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.

Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.

by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

boob pong

When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.

Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!

by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017

gingamidge

A very rare, almost elusive breed of midget. Similar to regular midgets, except that they have red hair.

I saw Nate, the gingamidge, at the mall this weekend and I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming! Legend has it I'll be blessed with good fortune for the next year!

by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017

spermonia

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017