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We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017
Get the bukakke handle mug.When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.
Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.
by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019
Get the cumment mixer mug.When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
Get the spidy cum mug.I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017
Get the over the pants disco party mug.Similar to the kegel exercises women do but relative to the sphincter rather than the pelvic muscles.
Blair does her sphegel exercises religiously because she is an avid fan of anal sex and wants to maintain her rectal continence.
by Tittsmcgee January 25, 2020
Get the sphegel mug.When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017
Get the spermonia mug.The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
by Tittsmcgee February 22, 2019
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