Tittsmcgee's definitions

cumment mixer

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.

Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.

by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018

alpaca hoof

The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

chadaleena

A midget who sucks off a unicorn.

I never believed a chadaleena was real until I was hiking last weekend and came across a midget named Chad deep throating a glorious unicorn.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

Blister Dick

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018