Tittsmcgee's definitions
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
Get the midget handymug. When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.
Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.
by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021
Get the goldenboardingmug. A very rare, almost elusive breed of midget. Similar to regular midgets, except that they have red hair.
I saw Nate, the gingamidge, at the mall this weekend and I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming! Legend has it I'll be blessed with good fortune for the next year!
by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
Get the gingamidgemug. A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017
Get the edward stirrup handsmug. When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
by Tittsmcgee November 11, 2017
Get the shit shimmymug. When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018
Get the trojan fingermug. Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.
by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017
Get the alpaca hoofmug.