Tittsmcgee's definitions

whoredozer

When a man or woman goes on a sex rampage and has sex with numerous people as quickly as possible. This often occurs upon a bad beakup but this is not a requirement.

Billy pulled a wicked whoredozer after he dumped his girlfriend and slept with at least 30 women in less than two weeks, barely taking a break from one to the next and on some days tapping two or three without skipping a beat.

by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2018

prison syrup

When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.

Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.

by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017

over the pants disco party

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.

I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017

spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

sphegel

Similar to the kegel exercises women do but relative to the sphincter rather than the pelvic muscles.

Blair does her sphegel exercises religiously because she is an avid fan of anal sex and wants to maintain her rectal continence.

by Tittsmcgee January 25, 2020

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

raspberry latte

When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.

Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.

by Tittsmcgee August 4, 2018