35 definitions by Tittsmcgee
One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.
Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
by Tittsmcgee July 23, 2017
When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.
Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!
by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
Describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between.
That tramp's cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
by Tittsmcgee July 25, 2017
The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
by Tittsmcgee January 29, 2017
We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017