6 definitions by Titan McFoley
The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
by Titan McFoley July 14, 2008
"leaking beans" occurs when your nuts or ballsack hangs out of your underwear without your knowledge. this may happen because you have large testicles or a saggy scrotum.
by Titan McFoley September 3, 2017
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 3, 2012
A general term referring to the awareness of fall being in the air; also, an unspeakable association alluding to the fall / autumn season.
Similar to Americana in the way that one cherishes all things Halloween and of autumn. For example, seeing Halloween decorations in Dollar Stores and Wal-Mart in September, noticing the changing of leaves color, watching scary movies, going to Halloween parties, et cetera.
Unfortunately, Halloween(icana) is usually quickly overshadowed by the concentration of the unbelievably marketable and commercial Christmas.
Similar to Americana in the way that one cherishes all things Halloween and of autumn. For example, seeing Halloween decorations in Dollar Stores and Wal-Mart in September, noticing the changing of leaves color, watching scary movies, going to Halloween parties, et cetera.
Unfortunately, Halloween(icana) is usually quickly overshadowed by the concentration of the unbelievably marketable and commercial Christmas.
Joe: Mark, summer isnt over yet...its only August 29th, why do you have Halloween decorations on your house already?
Mark: Fuck you man, Ive got a serious case of Halloweenicana!
Mark: Fuck you man, Ive got a serious case of Halloweenicana!
by Titan McFoley August 29, 2010
While passing by the Belk store in the shopping mall, Zach was reminded of the sound of vomit coming out of his mouth the night before.
by Titan McFoley January 3, 2012
Partiac Arrest occurs after a long, hard night of partying.
Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.
The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.
Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.
The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.
Dude, it looks like Charger is about to suffer from Partiac Arrest. We better get him to a couch STAT!
by Titan McFoley June 2, 2008