A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.
Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"
Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."
Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"
Friend: "Nahh man, I gots
family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."
Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"