21 definitions by Tinkerbell Hilton

Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

Fauxtweeter

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 8, 2009

Twittercrat

A politico from either party using Twitter as the sole means of communication.

Brad's turning into a Twittercrat. The guy never leaves his office on The Hill anymore.

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 8, 2009

Wemance

During the week you're too busy working and being fabulous in general so you only have time for a weekend romance.

Jack and I are now three months into this wemance and I love it. Escaping out of town every weekend is awesome!

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 5, 2009

Fauxista

A woman with a penchant for wearing faux designer duds and carrying knock-off designer handbags. A faux fashionista.

Everytime I see Salima she's always wearing those awful knock-off Chanel sunglasses with her too big to actually be a Chloe handbag. She's such a fauxista!

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 9, 2009

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009