1 definition by Timmy Flute

pear

An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.

Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.

by Timmy Flute June 5, 2006