TimeIsntTicking's definitions

Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Pog

Pog is a slang to represent excitement. It is also a meme, and it originated from Pogchamp.

"I just hit a 90 crank bro!"
"POG!"

by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022

💀

"💀" is the emoji form of saying "Deadass?" or "Bruh".

"nahh bro built like a skiddle 💀💀💀"
"more that i think about it i do think hes built like donald trump ngl 💀💀💀"
"💀"

by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022

Tripping

1) Being Clumsy, losing grip on the ground.
2) Effects that happen to someone on acid, or on a large amount of dextromethorphan (orphan tears).

1) "Why are you tripping over everything?"
2) "oHhhHHH.. iM TRiPPing.. ugHHghhhh..."

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Taradiddle

Taradiddle means Bogus, Nonsense or a Lie. Also a slang for "I have a Dad/Girlfriend".

This word sounds so Taradiddle!
You having a girlfriend = taradiddle.

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is a funny website where people make definitions of words and phrases. Also takes so long for it to approve your definition. L Bozo.

I wrote this on the Urban Dictionary.

by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022

Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022