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Malissa”.... The biggest cunt you will ever meet, very manipulative, has you convinced she is a good girl and innocent at first, then slowly her disguise begins to fade and you see her for the manipulative lying back stabbing tattle telling no good whore she really is. God forbid you have to work with this brown nosing dick sucking tell the boss yes kinda cunt because she will do her best to take credit and/or one up you every time. Never leave your man alone with this whore, she will be naked and humping his leg before you get the car backed out of your space. This 100 pound whore also eats whatever she wants and brags about it. Redeeming quality: will never have a good relationship because she falls for every pathetic line there is and believes him when he says the same lines to her he uses on everyone else. It’s so fun to watch her fall on her cutsie face EVERY TIME!
I saw Malissa eat a whole Pizza then go suck off Greg in the dining room just because he said she was “cute” LMAOO
by Time to break HIPPA April 30, 2019
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