3 definitions by Tim Johnides

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the ultimate fantastic sexual experience that causes your body to feel electric
John slept for 12 hours after "wall socket sex" with Elaine.
by Tim Johnides February 28, 2006

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an 80 year old ass-hole
"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"
by Tim Johnides February 15, 2006

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proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.
Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".
by Tim Johnides February 17, 2006

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