Definitions by Tim Johnides

proctogenarian 

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

proctogenarian by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

proctogenarian 

proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.

Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".

proctogenarian by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

wall socket sex 

the ultimate fantastic sexual experience that causes your body to feel electric

John slept for 12 hours after "wall socket sex" with Elaine.

wall socket sex by Tim Johnides April 13, 2006