8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.
Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"
by Tilly Tilly October 06, 2013
Get the 8oz burger fartmug. Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 07, 2014
Get the Granny Marmalademug.