Tilly Tilly's definitions

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

liquid estrogen

Liquid estrogen is when a man is so amazing he just melts the womans hormones, instant orgasm.

David Beckhham is the purest form of liquid estrogen

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013