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A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
by Tigherking May 4, 2021
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Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.
I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s
by Tigherking April 25, 2021
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