Spin-off sport of football, which is a real sport. Some twat was a bit shit at football so decided to pick up the ball and run with it. The posh bastards then decide to name their World Cup after him. Has more players in a team than football because posh people can afford more friends.
"Rahhh. I'm going to ruck you and maul you until you're aching all over Tarquin"
"Steady on Charles"