13 definitions by Tiberius1701
What could have been if Kal-El landed in Nazi Germany instead of the good ole U.S.A. (tip of the Hat to an old SNL sketch)
"Uberman, who in disguise is Klaus Kent, a mild-mannered clerk for the Ministry of Propaganda, Fights a never ending battle for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way!"
by Tiberius1701 February 18, 2006
The average amount of cash required to get a panhandler off your ass when walking home from the Jake.
That panhandler must do pretty good for himself considering he averages three fitty from each person who gives him the cash.
by Tiberius1701 February 14, 2006
The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!
by Tiberius1701 August 24, 2006
An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006
An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 12, 2006
An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 11, 2006
A team with great history which formerly played in Cleveland.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.
by Tiberius1701 February 14, 2006