13 definitions by Tiberius1701

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The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!
by Tiberius1701 August 24, 2006
When a singer draws out or oscillates notes excessively (seems to have been started by the ilks of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Christina Aguilera) Especially when covering music written by others. And can be heard in karaoke bars.
Besides drowning out the shrill Aaron Neville, Aretha Franklin destroyed the National Anthem with her urban yodeling.
by Tiberius1701 February 06, 2006
USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.
"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
by Tiberius1701 July 13, 2006
What could have been if Kal-El landed in Nazi Germany instead of the good ole U.S.A. (tip of the Hat to an old SNL sketch)
"Uberman, who in disguise is Klaus Kent, a mild-mannered clerk for the Ministry of Propaganda, Fights a never ending battle for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way!"
by Tiberius1701 February 17, 2006
Picture of the digital variety taken and modified by Photoshop or other method to increase it's shock and propaganda value. Used especially well by contributors to the NYTimes, Reuters and other left wing newspapers who have a diffiult time fact checking. That is, unless it is a subject that could damage the United States.
In recent weeks, bloggers such as Michelle Malkin, LGF and others have debunked numerous fauxtos taken in Lebanon. Especially amusing was the altered smoke pic that a 4th grader could have altered more convincingly.
by Tiberius1701 August 11, 2006
People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.
I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!
by Tiberius1701 June 20, 2006
USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.
"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
by Tiberius1701 June 30, 2006

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