Tiberius1701's definitions

McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 July 13, 2006

urban yodeling

When a singer draws out or oscillates notes excessively (seems to have been started by the ilks of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Christina Aguilera) Especially when covering music written by others. And can be heard in karaoke bars.

Besides drowning out the shrill Aaron Neville, Aretha Franklin destroyed the National Anthem with her urban yodeling.

by Tiberius1701 July 24, 2008

Econerd

People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.

I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!

by Tiberius1701 September 1, 2008

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006

three fitty

The average amount of cash required to get a panhandler off your ass when walking home from the Jake.

That panhandler must do pretty good for himself considering he averages three fitty from each person who gives him the cash.

by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006

Browns

A team with great history which formerly played in Cleveland.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.

After making off with our cherished Browns, that asshole Modell renamed them the Ravens, how lame!

by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006

McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 September 5, 2008