Tiberius1701's definitions

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008

Econerd

People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.

I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!

by Tiberius1701 September 1, 2008

three fitty

The average amount of cash required to get a panhandler off your ass when walking home from the Jake.

That panhandler must do pretty good for himself considering he averages three fitty from each person who gives him the cash.

by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006

Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.

After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!

by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008

McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 September 5, 2008

Browns

A team with great history which formerly played in Cleveland.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.

After making off with our cherished Browns, that asshole Modell renamed them the Ravens, how lame!

by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006