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Regioal slang from Christchurch, New Zealand. A Cloudman is a sleazy walking talking red flag, oblivious to his God tier incel ranking. Serious devotee of the "I'm single, you're single, let's fuck" method of "dating". Firm believer that "If she says no she's just playing games". So low even the Shit City Stem Sluts avoid them.

Fun fact: A high percentage of Cloudmen were named Brendon by the creature that spawned them.
Hey Admin, please block that Cloudman from the group for the safety of it's female members.
by Thurston Harde June 20, 2021
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A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
Q- Do you even lift bro?
A- Hard out bro. I've got the Christchurch cherry to prove it.
by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021
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Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.
Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.
by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021
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Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love
by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021
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That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Goodnight Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams. Sleep tight.
by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021
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