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A woman of older years, who preys upon younger men. they use all their gile and cunning to capture the affections of young unsuspecting men. They often offer filatio, cunal-lingus, or other means, all for the purposes of getting "dick". With their looks (often fading), they will feed these young men well, buy them expensive gifts and may go as far as managing their affairs, in a mothering fashion. However, this is just a trick or snare for the unsuspecting young man, suddenly they are trapped; and the prey is captured until they reach a more mature age or it isnt fun anymore. Most felines will play with their prey before they kill it and / or feed it to their young.
1. "Did you see Tim's new grandfriend?"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!"
1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"
by Thought for the day... March 7, 2010
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