3 definitions by Thornshadow

Top Definition
Stands for No Secrets in America. The NSA is a large "secret" organization in America designed to accustom us to the concept of the Thought Police, so that when they do actually take over the world and implement absolutely totalitarian policies every citizen will already have been lulled into mindlessness and the illusion that Everything is Going to Be Allright.
(It's not.)

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband...cuz the NSA be spyin' on everyone out there!
by Thornshadow August 19, 2013
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Because This Is So Fucking Funny
Person1: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE PRANKED HER LOCKER! SHE'LL BE SO FUCKING MAD!
Person2: ROTFLMAOBTISFF
Person2: I can't wait to see the look on her face...
by Thornshadow April 26, 2011
Yet another piece of internet lingo, created by combining the ever-popular "omg" with the just-as-popular-and-used "wut". There are two situations in which OMWUT can be used in:

1. Just a special, awesome version of "wut", but in response to anybody exclaiming "OMG!"

2. Also in response to "OMG!", but can also be meant sarcastically, for instance, if one is tired of another's repeated exclamations of "OMG!".
1.

PERSON 1: OMG!!!
PERSON 2: OMWUT?!?
PERSON 1: I GOT THE TICKETS!!!
PERSON 2: YAYYY!!!!

2.

PERSON 1: OMG!!!
PERSON 2: *sarcastically* OMWUT?!?
by Thornshadow September 17, 2011

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