2 definitions by Thomas the tank conductor
When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022
When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
by Thomas the tank conductor June 2, 2022