2 definitions by Thomas the Tanked Engine
(noun) A mechanical device used by professional dominatrices to simulate castration in lonely incels who love trams. See also kitchen mincer, weed whacker and gunzel muncher.
After a heavy session of steam branding and charcoal enemas, Whayne's mistress uncovered an industrial strength gricer and proceded to flay his taint.
by Thomas the Tanked Engine February 16, 2022
A foppish turd. A radio DJ on a third-rate show somewhere in the boondocks. A salesman who goes to bed at his mother's house instead of working.
by Thomas the Tanked Engine March 3, 2022