2 definitions by ThoidTheMeatHead

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

Ryan Bassett

A man who drives around London in a Taxi cab known as the “Fake Taxi”, who fucks women in exchange for a free ride. You know its him if you get in his taxi as he asks “ Where’d you wanna go luv”.

I just saw your mam with Ryan bassett in his taxi riding around Croydon

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019