4 definitions by ThisIsAmir

hardon

variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

hard-on

(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.

Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

beedoop

A sound made by a machine when it scans a barcode

Basically the boarding pass scanner is just a beedoop machine that makes beedoop noises.

by ThisIsAmir December 28, 2017

amazeballs

a douchey/hollywoody way to say amazing, originated by a Youtube comedy duo named Jessica and Hunter and popularized by blogger Perez Hilton

OMG seeing LiLo at Hyde last night was AMAZEBALLS!

by ThisIsAmir June 16, 2009