2 definitions by Thickicka
Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
by Thickicka September 3, 2018
A specific subset of kink existing at the three way intersection of facial hair, ogre, and nut preferences. The Shrekstachio enthusiast commonly has at least a beginner's knowledge of photo editing, used to produce the many green-skinned Hulk Hogan posters necessary to sustain the aficionado's appetite for That Green Nut.
"Holy hell, did you see the new Shrek 14 trailer?"
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."
by Thickicka September 5, 2018