2 definitions by ThiccNonce69

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.
For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"
by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021
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An unfunny ginger nonce who's mates with God memeulous and square-head
Person 1: You watched that nonce stephen tries?
Person 2: Nah he's shit m8 he touches kids
by ThiccNonce69 December 23, 2019
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