2 definitions by Thicc Dad 69

A fat cunt that is 2 foot tall and 4 foot wide
Person 1: Shut the fuck up I might as well call you Charlie Gardiner
Person 2: Take that back, that shit hurted.
by Thicc Dad 69 April 23, 2019
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A bitchass stick that is covered in acne from head to toe, tries using cream but it doesn't work. Scared of anyone bigger than him, meaning that he is scared of every single fucking person.
Person 1: Bruh, your a covered in acne. I might as well call you Hamish Burton.
Person 2: Damn thats a little rude, you can't talk though. You look as skinny as him!
Person 1: Ouch.
by Thicc Dad 69 August 26, 2019
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