4 definitions by Thescottlorenzo
When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts
"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022
by Thescottlorenzo September 16, 2016
The end result of bareback sex with your lady while she is on her period. As you finish in a air producing position, she involuntarily Queefs, Releasing a substance closely resembling what a boxer spits into a bucket between rounds.
I had Vanessa over the other night. She had her period so I laid a towel down. But she went prizefighter on my sheets anyway.
by Thescottlorenzo September 17, 2016
When you clearly need to go #2, and every passing moment prior to doing so results in a steady stream of heinous farts.
**rapid gross farting noises**
Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife
Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife
by Thescottlorenzo March 23, 2021