2 definitions by Thermos kegger
A female that is sought out specifically for sex and no other relational dynamic, therefore she has no name but is referred to as Smashly.
Clint: bro, you woke me up again last night! Who did you smash out this night? Was that Kaite, Kelly, Cindy or Lisa who I heard screaming?!
Thomas: Sorry bro, na dawg it was Smashly.
Thomas: Sorry bro, na dawg it was Smashly.
by Thermos kegger November 16, 2013
A hillbilly retard that was born near the outskirts of Wasilla, Alaska living with their inbred family for the entirety of their life amounting to nothing.
Ben: I love living in willow because I can distill my moonshine, build 4x4 diesel swampers, and run a trap line for varmints.
Thomas: you are such a Maroni.
Thomas: you are such a Maroni.
by Thermos kegger November 16, 2013