me

The best person that exists seriously I am so fucking great I'm really that cool I rule. Me.

Yo man, pass me a drink.

by theory's apprentice July 3, 2006

Red Sauce

A type of sauce made from tomatoes.

I like red sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

steve carell

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's apprentice July 16, 2007

wigger rap

Its when a white guy tries to rap.

The following is a wigger rap free styled by my white friend:
Damn girl shake dat ass
It looks so good I wanna fuck it.
I wanna have sex with it really hard.
Skeet skeet skeet into your butthole.
Mmmmm that ass you got make me so horny.
Oh yea I'm so horny.
I'm so damn horny for that ass you got there.
I watch you walk and shake dat ass and it gives me an erection;
I have a big boner for dat ass you got shakin.
My blood is flowing into my penis
Its making it hard and erect.
Oh my god shake, damnn, shake dat booty girl.
I wanna take off your pants and then your panties and stare at your ass and jiggle your titties and stick my penis right up your rectum and move it around and ejaculate and have my sperm swim around your intestines until they dry out.
OOOOooo I love that booty;
I just cant explain it its so nice;
It even smells good;
Girllll I wanna toss your salad.
Oh yea I'm gonna do weird things to that fine ass your carrying.
Oh snap I just cummed my pants because of that hump you got girl.
I mean wow I didnt think an ass could be this sweet but that ass you got is sweet like watermelon.
And those tities you got are makin me sweat.
Sweat,
Sweat,
Sweat for those tities,
Sweat for dat ass,
Girl you gotta nice ass and you got some nice tities.
I have a big dick and I want you to play with it with your toungue.
Blowjob skeet!
Handjob skeet!
Normal sex tity sex anal sex SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Evvvvvery night when I go to sleep I dream and dream and dream about you;
About that body;
About that pussy;
About those tities;
About that ass cuz it be so fine,
Fine girl, fine like the sunshine.
Never in my life has my dick gotten so huge;
Its cumbersome.
Its gettin so big you'd have trouble fittin it in your mouth and it keeps on growin.
Skeet cum skeet cum skeet cum skeet!
Right into your pussy,
Right into your ass,
Right through your boobies,
And all over your face!!
I'm gonna make you a creamsickle.
I cream my pants when I watch you dance.
My dreams are dirty just like we were last night.
Havin sex with you doesn't even compare with masturbating to porn.
You look awesome.
Makin me crazy.
Crazy for that ass.
CRAZY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 4, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006