Theory's Apprentice's definitions

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!

Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

me

The best person that exists seriously I am so fucking great I'm really that cool I rule. Me.

Yo man, pass me a drink.

by theory's apprentice July 3, 2006

kool aids

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.

Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

star wars

I just want to note that all the negative definitions about Star Wars on this site all have a lot more "thumbs down" than "thumbs up," while all the definitions that hold Star Wars in a positive manor have a lot more "thumbs up" than "thumbs down."

Let me explain why this is so.
Star Wars is THE GREATEST series of movies to ever exist. It beautifully combines all the genres of film that exist. The only flaw with the series is that George Lucas has finished the series which means Star Wars is pretty much over and we won't be able to see any more new movies.

Star Wars fucking RULES!!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Red Sauce

A type of sauce made from tomatoes.

I like red sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006