5 definitions by Theodis Bergstein
When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate you bust on her face, run out of the room, and dissappear from her life only to be assumed dead.
Dude 1: "How do you cheat on your girlfriend so much?"
Dude 2: "I just pull the Emilia Earhart. They think I'm dead!"
Dude 2: "I just pull the Emilia Earhart. They think I'm dead!"
by Theodis Bergstein June 30, 2006
when you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a match
Dude 1: "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Dude 2: "Only you can prevent me from giving your girlfriend smokey the bear"
Dude 2: "Only you can prevent me from giving your girlfriend smokey the bear"
by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006
when you are doing a girl from behind, and you about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a gardening spade.
Dude 1: "I think I am going to plant a garden for my girlfriend for our anniversary"
Dude 2: "Don't be such a pansy. Give her the green thumb"
Dude 2: "Don't be such a pansy. Give her the green thumb"
by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006
When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with an ice pick
Dude 1: "I totally just climbed Everest! I don't know what is left to accomplish!"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho"
by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006
When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"
Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"
by Theodis Bergstein June 22, 2006