3 definitions by Thenut_cracker

Vivi

Vivi means to live. To be alive. Full of life and adventure. Vivi's are one of a kind, trust me, you'll never find anyone else like her. They're normally very pale and have dark hair. The most beautiful eyes. She can do anything she puts her mind to. She can be shy at first, but let her relax and she will open up to you. Vivi's are super sassy, and it's a good thing because they will tell a bitch off for you if they have to. Vivi's often love the beach and love nature. Animals love her, especially cats. She always thinks before she speaks. When Vivi falls in love with someone, it's 70% because of their character, and 30% looks. She will go for the man she wants, and when she gets him, she'll give him all the love in the world. If you are in love with a Vivi, please marry her. Love and cherish this woman, because she's truly a blessing from God.

Man 1: hey man, I was wondering if I can date that one pretty friend of yours you're always with.
Man 2: vivi ? That's my girlfriend dude.

Man 1: oh. Can I smash?

by Thenut_cracker February 20, 2019

Hailey

Hailey has ok eyes. Ok sense of humor. Ok style. Ok sex. She's ok.

Hailey: what do you think of my prom dress mom?
Hailey's mom: it's ok.

by Thenut_cracker February 20, 2019

Diego

Diego is a Hispanic man, typically 5'10 or taller. Diego is dark, dark hair, dark eyes. Gods best creation, the most humble and attractive man you'll find. Not the smartest, but he really does try. Diego is artistic, and typically very good in any sport he tries, except gymnastics. He smells very good, and makes lots of female friends that secretly have a crush on him, but he doesn't. He can't help being so attractive. Diego's love to go on adventures but rather get their job done first. They can't always tell you what they want, but they can feel it. When Diego finds a girlfriend, that will usually be his first and only one. Diego's get lucky with a beautiful amazing woman, as they are attracted to people just as beautiful as them. Diego's have big feet. They also have a big heart. Diego's come from massive mexican families. He usually has a soccer ball in his hand or in an video game. If you date a Diego, don't ever lose him. Him and his mini will change your life forever.

Girl 1: dump Diego
Girl 2: bitch what
Girl 1: you heard me sis, I want him!
Girl 2: say his name one more time and I'll attack you and your mom! Bitch ass get outta here

by Thenut_cracker February 20, 2019