Themayer's definitions

Shatter

A combination of the words Shit and Splatter, used to describe the aftermath matter dripping off the bottom of a toilet seat, following a vicious case of diarhea.

Man. don't use stall #2 - someone really shattered the toilet seat

by Themayer December 27, 2009

Lobsteria

A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine

I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!

by Themayer December 27, 2009