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A ver hot and handsome guy. He knows how to treat a lady and will always make you laugh. Very smart and did I mention funny. He has a giant cock.
Hey you know that guy Vicente Salgado?

Of course I wanna have sex with him
by Theguyoutyourwindow October 19, 2023
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A very awesome guy who’s very random most of the time. Has a great sense of humor and great social skills, doesn’t care what other people think about him.
Is a nerd.
He also has a shlong larger than the list of willies your mom and sister have sucked overall.
He’s an ultra giga Chad even though he gets no bitches.
Person 1: Who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Platovsky
Person 1: He ate my cat
Person 2: Classic Platovsky
by Theguyoutyourwindow August 19, 2022
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