Theamazinggeek's definitions
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018
Get the Make like the maidmug. Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
Get the Blind kissmug. 1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc
by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019
Get the Alleycattingmug. A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
Get the Finked by facebookmug. A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
Get the baloniummug. joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce
Jake: no its a nightmare
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce
Jake: no its a nightmare
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
Get the Living-in divorcemug. A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)
It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.
In reference to the white collar office non birthday
It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.
In reference to the white collar office non birthday
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
Get the Cake daymug.