Femininely awkward

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019
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Letterman list

Usually in Conjunction with "the"
In Reference to The David letterman list.

A term for a list of the top answers to a topic. Usually the topic and/or its topic can be comical or serious. Number of answers are typically between 5 and 10 answers
Harvey: Give me the Letterman list then.

John: Earth, Dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.

Harvey: Well, we're both dead.

John: Screw you.
by Theamazinggeek January 04, 2017
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Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging
You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends
by Theamazinggeek April 08, 2015
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Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018
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anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war
by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019
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kitten

Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)
did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age
by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2015
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Cub love

Similar to puppy, cub love is a purely blind crush on someone young by a cougar, or an older gay man. The person effected person will be smitten and stay infatuated until she/ he get her claws on him.

In severe cases people with cub love sometimes has these side effects:

* a high sex drive they feel wont ne satisfied unless by this crush.
*instant wetness or orgasm while thinking/walking and thinking of.
*easy excitement
*a giddiness and laugh similar to little girls.
* a happiness and cheerfulness that makes the person feel and act younger

*a wanting to claim the prime meet now.

These are good things k.

The best cure is to ask said out or buy him a drink.
Woman: Girl has a bad case of cub love for the wet dream guy at the end of the bar.
Woman 2: the one headin back to hid table of friends?
Woman with cub love: oh yeah
by Theamazinggeek March 16, 2018
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