Theamazinggeek's definitions

Headset fuck

The act of having sex with a v-r headset on usually with a pornographic video (a 30 degree or vr video) playing. This kinda allows a guy or gal to have there dream fantasy coming true: to have sex with there dream girl or fave porn star.

When alecs doing a headset fuck is he fucking daisy marie or his wife

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

War of opinion

Basically similar to a flame war or arguement on a forum but which goes on forever between people. Sometimes they have valid reasons, sometimes no. Either way they fight as if. Oddly enough it upgrades sometimes to a crusade of sorts level

Look at this war of opinion going on between these three jerks and a moderator. There just flaming each other like theres no tommorow

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.

"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"

by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.

A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.

by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018