2 definitions by Theaisacumslut
Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021
Finn is an absolute beast of a manslut. Every time you see him your jaw drops he’s that god dam gorgeous. His cock is sort of small but BOY does he know how to use it. Every time you see Finn you just want to suck his sexy, hairy, chodey toes.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021