11 definitions by The_Trill_LV
When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.
"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "
First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
by The_Trill_LV June 29, 2013
An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"
"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"
"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"
by The_Trill_LV June 29, 2013
An essentially meaningless phrase used to style out inadvertenly embarrasing confessions. Its cod philosphical style distracts the attention of others involved in the conversation such that they forget what precedd it.
Dude 1: I like carrots
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...
Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...
Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point
by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013