Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".
Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"
Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"