3 definitions by The_Chubby_One
When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
by The_Chubby_One November 18, 2020
adj-When you try and show off to your girlfriend by eating healthy, and the next thing you know you’re doubled over the toilet with fire coming out of both ends. After 15 minutes of hell, you look in the toilet and think, “that’s nastyful!”
When I had the flu, my friends dared me to poop, pee, throw up, etc in a plastic bag and by the end I would have something to throw into an elevator when it was about to close so the people would die. And when I was over the flu I looked into the giant rotting g bag and thought, “that’s nastyful!”
by The_Chubby_One April 29, 2019
Mr. Fun walks into a gay bar just to see how it’s like, and you accidentally/unfortunately ease-drop and two gay guys rambling on about how their “encounter” with a “friend” and you just think how analgestic that must have been.
by The_Chubby_One April 29, 2019