5 definitions by TheZooofRekt
A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.
"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020
Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.
So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!
by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014
A noun referring to a rare behaviour entertained by a minority subculture of men who have sex with men where, in a role-play context two people engage in coitus whilst verbally expressing their mutual desires for deep intimacy and connection to each other in the moment, casually. This involves using language that is usually reserved for expressing long term commitment and tenderness along with varying degrees of profanity. This behavior appears to derive intense sexual pleasure from the act of mocking real intimate lovemaking, as it violates a cultural taboo.
Hey bro! Are you still keen to join us in our mocklove marathon weekend? It's gonna be sleazy and intimate AF! Can't wait! Hope to see you there!
by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021
The postmodern equivalent of "finding Jesus" where you're constantly jealous of how hard life is fucking other people in the ass, but not you.
"The fact that you didn't just assume Madison's gender just now, proves how totes woke you are! I'm so proud of you! In a gender non-binary way, of course...!"
by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020
Engaging in "mocklove". A type of intentional self-imposed psychological/mental compartmentalization of the act of lovemaking. Usually popular amongst certain subcultures of men who have sex with men.
Bro! I really enjoyed mockloving you last weekend! Like, you don't understand dude! I still get turned on just thinking about it! We should definitely hookup again some time! Fucking love you man! Take care buddy.
by TheZooofRekt April 11, 2021