Definitions by TheVeryStrangeOne45

Teen slang 

Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand

Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?

Teen slang by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 26, 2022

Vocaloid 

Everybody thinks it’s an anime! (It’s not, although a Vocaloid anime would be cool).

Ok, but it’s a stupidly expensive voice synthesizer. Yamaha was high AF on crack and priced it WAY TOO HIGH

Dumb people: Is Vocaloid an anime?
Smart people: No Patrick, Vocaloid is not an anime

Vocaloid by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

Skyrim by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

BlowCock

Giving someone a barney before you dump a load

He gave me a BlowCock, what a cumster

BlowCock by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021