5 definitions by TheUnholyPisscube

Beyblading

Balancing on ones penis and spinning beyond 1000 mph

Nigga 1: Ay yo, that nigga over there be beyblading.
Nigga 2: Fuckin' oath.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.

Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Take a WILD FUCKING GUESS

Urban Dictionary

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

Yimping

The process of buying exactly 5 cans of beans, proceeding to pour them into a condom, and full-force throwing it into a casket, hard enough that the condom breaks

Guy 1: *Yimps*
Guy 1: Get Phwucked!
Guy 2: Boy-o be Yimping

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

Hi

Hey, I saw you just scrolling and spotted me, i just wanna say look cute, maybe, you'd wanna go out sometime?

Hi? Uh? You say yeah?

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019