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2 definitions by TheSmallCheese

 
1.
Someone who can't help themselves and must post every single thought that they have in their head.
Carole has real socialrhea and made eight posts in less than ten minutes about taking her dog to the groomer.
by TheSmallCheese September 09, 2011
 
2.
When you're in the middle of an argument between a dick and an asshole. It doesn't matter who wins, because you're going to be screwed either way.

Tainted - Past Tense
Mr. X want to come in on Sunday and Mr. Y wants to stay late on Friday instead. I'm really Caught In The Taint because if they would leave me alone, I could be done in two hours.
by TheSmallCheese September 08, 2011