2 definitions by TheSkyGod

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Shnarted

Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017