4 definitions by TheRightIsRight

Top Definition
Combination of Keif and reefer. Used among well informed potheads to refer to dank that gets its power from the the crystals/orange hairs/and fine resin particles (keif)that come off a kind bud. When smoked a very very intense high will ensue.

Not to be confused with Keith, which is a really fat joint, though the term probably originated from people somehow misusing Keith for Keif.
We smoked Keifer and then drove to Krystals for a bag of burgers.
by TheRightIsRight September 30, 2009
A large penis on an ugly man. John Holmes and Ron Jeremy are perfect examples of men with Alberts.
I was surprised when his ugly ass pulled out an Albert. At least he had that going for him.
by TheRightIsRight September 30, 2009
The Democratic Party
Barack Obama and his socialist cabinet are nothing but a bunch of retards!
by TheRightIsRight September 22, 2009
1. 44th President of the United States. First president to not be fully white; therefore, no one can criticize without being called a racist. He is after all only half black.

2. A socialist at heart. He is redistributing wealth to all the slugs living off the government tit and declaring war on the middle class.

3. He looks a lot like the black bartender in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.

4. The chocolate Jimmy Carter.

5. Blames all failures on George Bush- see Bush Defense

6. The chocolate Adolf Hitler.

7. Living proof that no matter how sucessful a black man is, he's still living in govenment housing.

8. Looked more stupid than George Bush when he had the Beer Summit at the White House.

9. A disingenuous phony left wing nut pretending to be a moderate so he can try to please all the people all the time.

10. A skilled speaker, but at the end of the day, just another politician and in the worst way.

11. Cannot speak without a teleprompter!

12. A guy who has stated, "We can't keep our houses at 72 degrees, eat however we want, and drive our SUV's and think other countries are going to be okay with that." As if we are not independent enough to do what we please without offending the countries we previously freed from tyranny.

13. Hates America and Surrounds himself with like minded individuals. See/Google Bill Ayers, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Van Jones, Michelle Obama, John Holdren, Tara O'Toole, Cass Sunstein, Jeff Jones etc. etc. etc.

14. Barack Obama is a synonym for a man who smooth talks you into bed but turns out to be a bad performer.

15. A noob that by got elected president for being the opposite of George Bush- a half black liberal democrat.

16. Extreme abortion supporter- up to 30 weeks!

17. Spends taxpayers money like he won the lottery- see Powerball Obama

18. Former ACORN attorney who gave them 8 billion dollars in his Stimulus Bill!

19. Last name Obama is an Acronym:

One

Big

Ass

Mistake,

America

20. He Idolizes Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara and Karl Marx. Doubters please Google the above names with Obama's name. I wish I was making this up.

21. Attempted to destroy the World's Greatest Healthcare system. A failed politician, enough said.
In 50 years, history will not be so kind to Barack Obama.
by TheRightIsRight September 20, 2009

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