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Not to be confused with Lakeside 1, Lakeside 3, Lakeside 4, Apartments West, Apartments East, Percopo, Speed, Robert H. Coons, Deming, or BSB.
A modernistic-baroque style building constructed in just under 12 lunar cycles. Under normal operating conditions and no air resistance, Lakeside is the furthest away from the lake. Popular opinion suggests that this is untrue, claiming that “satellite imagery” show that BSB and Deming are further away. This is simply untrue – current science does not factor in the time-shift caused by trees, topology, and number of interconnected dimensions.
Research on the tridimensionality of Lakeside Hall is currently ongoing since 2003. Richard W. Lakeside stumbled on this feature when he accidently attempted to exist twice at the same time and place, creating a super-position-density 1.41 smoots away, south 43.7 degrees of the elevator entrance of Lakeside 2 (as of April 2, 2022). The tear created a temporary rift that gave bystanders a fleeting glance into a similar, but slightly ajar version of Lakeside 2.
Unfortunately, due to the immense energy redistribution, Richard W. Lakeside vaporized instantaneously. The administration will hide this truth and often pursue individuals that spread this. No video-graphic evidence of this event has surfaced as of April 2, 2022, but there are unconfirmed, unsolicited, and possible falsified rumors suggesting that such evidence exists and is heavily guarded by the residing RHIT president’s cabinet.
A modernistic-baroque style building constructed in just under 12 lunar cycles. Under normal operating conditions and no air resistance, Lakeside is the furthest away from the lake. Popular opinion suggests that this is untrue, claiming that “satellite imagery” show that BSB and Deming are further away. This is simply untrue – current science does not factor in the time-shift caused by trees, topology, and number of interconnected dimensions.
Research on the tridimensionality of Lakeside Hall is currently ongoing since 2003. Richard W. Lakeside stumbled on this feature when he accidently attempted to exist twice at the same time and place, creating a super-position-density 1.41 smoots away, south 43.7 degrees of the elevator entrance of Lakeside 2 (as of April 2, 2022). The tear created a temporary rift that gave bystanders a fleeting glance into a similar, but slightly ajar version of Lakeside 2.
Unfortunately, due to the immense energy redistribution, Richard W. Lakeside vaporized instantaneously. The administration will hide this truth and often pursue individuals that spread this. No video-graphic evidence of this event has surfaced as of April 2, 2022, but there are unconfirmed, unsolicited, and possible falsified rumors suggesting that such evidence exists and is heavily guarded by the residing RHIT president’s cabinet.
Oh boy, I can’t wait to go to my favorite res hall, Lakeside 2, at 2:45:19 on April 2, 2003. It’s been so long since I spoke with my dearest friend, Richard H. Lakeside. I wonder what he’s up to…
by TheRealPolishHammer April 3, 2022